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THE CONSPIRACY
COLLECTION
Every great secret starts with a perfect pairing. Five blends, each uniting a premium single-origin coffee with its Swiss Water® Process decaffeinated counterpart, whenever possible from the same region, for a remarkably smooth, half-caff cup that keeps every origin's character intact.
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Small batch, roasted monthly, once a run sells out, it's gone until the next drop. Every blend in the collection pairs a premium single-origin coffee with its Swiss Water® Process decaffeinated counterpart, matched region for region whenever possible.
FIVE BLENDS. FIVE ALIASES.
Every blend in the collection pairs a premium single-origin coffee with its Swiss Water® Process decaffeinated counterpart, matched region for region whenever possible. Choose your operative, or requisition the full roster below.
| Blend | Pairing | Best For | Character | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
CONSPIRACY ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION | Peru × Peru Swiss Water® Decaf | Easy everyday drinkers | Milk Chocolate · Toasted Almond · Brown Sugar · Citrus | VIEW → |
COLLUSION ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION | Colombian Fermented × Colombian Swiss Water® Decaf | Fruit-forward, bright cup lovers | Medium | VIEW → |
THE PACT ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION | Honduras × Honduras Swiss Water® Decaf | Honey and baking spice lovers | Medium, Mild | VIEW → |
CABAL ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION | Brazil × Brazil Swiss Water® Decaf | Low-acid, dessert-like cup lovers | Deep Chocolate · Roasted Hazelnut · Caramel | VIEW → |
BLACK OPS ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION | Guatemala × Mexico Swiss Water® Decaf | Bold, clean-finish seekers | Light | VIEW → |
CONSPIRACY ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION
Everyone Was In On It.
- ORIGIN
- Peru
- PROCESS
- 50% Peru, 50% Peru Swiss Water® Decaf
- BODY
- Milk Chocolate · Toasted Almond · Brown Sugar · Citrus
- TASTING NOTES
- Milk Chocolate, Toasted Almond, Brown Sugar, Citrus
WHY IT WORKS — Two exceptional Peruvian coffees work together to produce a cup that's rich, balanced, and effortlessly drinkable. Layers of milk chocolate, toasted almond, brown sugar, and subtle citrus create a coffee that's smooth enough for every day yet memorable enough to become your favorite.
COLLUSION ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION
The Secret Meeting
- ORIGIN
- Huila.
- PROCESS
- Washed and Swiss Water Decaffeination
- ACIDITY
- Medium
- BODY
- Medium
- TASTING NOTES
- Bakers Chocolate, Brown Sugar, Mandarin Orange, Red Apple, and Chocolate, Nutty, Lemon & Lime
WHY IT WORKS — Collusion is born when our naturally fermented Colombian coffee quietly joins forces with Swiss Water® Process Colombian decaf. The result is an incredibly smooth, fruit-forward cup with notes of caramel, dark berries, cocoa, and a gentle finish that keeps you reaching for another sip.
THE PACT ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION
The Agreement Is Sealed.
- ORIGIN
- Guatemala, Mexico
- PROCESS
- 50% Honduras, 50% Honduras Swiss Water® Decaf
- ACIDITY
- Medium, Light
- BODY
- Medium, Mild
- TASTING NOTES
- Chocolate, Nutty, Red Apple, Lemon
WHY IT WORKS — The Pact combines two beautiful Honduran coffees into a rich, satisfying cup filled with notes of honey, baking spices, roasted pecan, and milk chocolate. Exceptionally smooth with a lingering sweetness.
CABAL ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION
Some Secrets Are Worth Keeping.
- ORIGIN
- Brazil
- PROCESS
- 50% Brazil, 50% Brazil Swiss Water® Decaf
- BODY
- Deep Chocolate · Roasted Hazelnut · Caramel
- TASTING NOTES
- Deep Chocolate, Roasted Hazelnut, Caramel
WHY IT WORKS — CABAL brings together two Brazilian coffees into one incredibly comforting blend. Expect deep chocolate, roasted hazelnut, sweet caramel, and a silky body with remarkably low acidity, the kind of coffee you'll quietly hide from guests.
BLACK OPS ~ THE CONSPIRACY COLLECTION
The Mission Begins.
- ORIGIN
- Brazil, Brazil Swiss Water Decaf
- PROCESS
- Natural
- ACIDITY
- Mild
- BODY
- Light
- TASTING NOTES
- Cocoa Powder, Granola, Roasted Peanuts
WHY IT WORKS — BLACK OPS is crafted for those who appreciate bold flavor without unnecessary intensity. Premium Guatemalan coffee joins Mexican Swiss Water® Process decaf to deliver a rich profile of dark cocoa, brown sugar, baking spice, and a clean, crisp finish.
THE DEAD DROP
An airtight, light-blocking vault built to keep every bag in the collection at peak freshness. One-way valve, matte-black finish, no evidence of staleness left behind. Add it to any order as a one-time upgrade.
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REAL PEOPLE. REAL RESULTS.
“Collusion is the first decaf-adjacent coffee my husband hasn't been able to tell apart from our regular morning pot. Dark berry and cocoa all the way through.”
“Conspiracy is dangerously drinkable. I went through my first bag in four days and immediately ordered two more.”
“CABAL has zero acidity and tastes like dessert in a cup. This is the one I don't tell my coworkers about.”
FREQUENTLY ASKED
Every blend pairs a premium single-origin coffee with the Swiss Water® Process decaf version of that same origin, whenever possible from the same region. That preserves each origin's distinct character instead of blending in a generic decaf, so you get real flavor complexity alongside a lower caffeine load.
It's a chemical-free decaffeination method that uses water, temperature, and time to remove caffeine while preserving the coffee's original flavor compounds. No solvents involved, just a clean cup.
No. Each blend is roughly half regular coffee and half Swiss Water® Process decaf, so you get meaningfully less caffeine than a standard cup, without dropping to zero.
You're covered by our 30-Day Taste Guarantee. If a blend isn't for you, reach out and we'll help you swap it for another blend or refund the order, no hoops to jump through.
If you like a fruit-forward, bright cup, start with Collusion. If you want an easy everyday drinker, go Conspiracy. For a low-acid, dessert-like cup, pick Cabal. If you love honey and baking spice, try The Pact. And if you want something bold with a clean finish, Black Ops is your file.
Every blend is available as Whole Bean, Drip Grind, or Keurig. Choose your option before adding to cart.
Every bag is roasted fresh by Special Reserve Coffee in Elm Grove, LA, and shipped shortly after roasting.